The BASTARD NOISE “ROGUE ASTRONAUT” t-shirts
The Skull is "bringing sexy back" with this: another embarrasing addition to your wardrobe. Fried egg eyes compliments of an extraterrestrial radiation storm stare out the front and on your sexy back are the lyrics to the forthcoming title track and safe handling instructions courtesy of American Apparel. Just in case you still need to be told this is completely manufactured in the USA; American Apparel long sleeves built here in Los Angeles, images printed here in Long Beach by Bounty Hunter. If'n you want the cheap sweatshop shit, look elsewhere; here's why:

A. American Apparel manufactures a far superior product.

B. American Apparel provides scarcer by the day manufacturing jobs here in USA.

C. American Apparel does not use the sweatshop model so prevalent in countries like Haiti/Mexico/Hondouras/Macau whose factories produce crappy shirts for half the price in abusive maquilladoras.

D. These shirts are NOT shipped thousands of miles on behemoth container ships that leave behind sasquatch sized toxic carbon footprints of benzene laced doom for every nautical mile travelled on the high seas.

If this aint worth an extra coupla bux please save your precious greenbacks to pay for the honor of sucking a big texas oil pump full of sweet crude dry, you seem to enjoy the taste.

$20.00 Postage Paid to USA (see homepage for worldwide airmail option).

Note that American Apparel Sizes run about one size smaller than Hanes or other jerseys, so an L is XL, XL is XXL etc.

Size XL $20.00 ppd

Size XXL $20.00 ppd